Monthly Archives: July 2010

I wish I was a shark

Ever since I was a kid I’ve always wanted to be a shark. People would ask me “What do you want to be when you grow up ?” “I wanna be a shark ! A shark !” Here I am, … Continue reading

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Hungover

I’m having an intense hangover from yesterday. My head pounds every time I move it, I’ve managed to get sick, I have no money left and I’m bleeding. What the fuck. On top of everything I’m at work, and I’ve … Continue reading

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Top 3 greatest TV moments

1. The voodoo penis Some guy is doing a travel program about a Voodoo tribe. So he’s in this jungle with his cameraman performing a ritual where they’ve turned his penis inside out. They’ve somehow managed to turn it inside … Continue reading

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Lo-Tech 2010

So my original plan for the night was to watch the new Blu-Ray movies I bought from Amazon, but I arrived home too late from work and missed the delivery guy. So what do you do ? I can’t go … Continue reading

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